And this is his roommate Matty:


For the sake of ridiculous pictures, this is their friend Igor. But Igor isn't a critical link in the chain of my funny story:
Surprisingly to all of us, Matty has got an actual girl to like him, despite his ridiculously hairy chest. Her name is Sarah and she is Fantastic:


This girl I've been hanging out with for weeks, this girl who had me over to her house to watch and Grey's Anatomy and CSI, this same girl who cuts open dead people in school is our Stephanie's cousin.
Its a small world.